C is for cut some guy open and eat all his guts, which is good enough for me! Look out there's a rabid Muppet lurking on Sesame St.

About Time

Man it's about time I posted something new. It's amazing how fast time passes, and on top of that I'd rather post pictures that are more complete, but I figure this is better then nothing and will have to do for now. These are pictures I drew while on my honeymoon cruise, which rocked! The first is the octo-head, and that's one I think I might color sometime.

My wife likes drawing owls, which inspires me to do the same, only my owls aren't as cute and happy. However they do have guns which makes them cooool.

Here's a t-rex... I like dinosaurs. There isn't much to say about him other then what you can already see. Except this, his wife is cheating on him with a diplodocus.

And finally it's a picture of things that don't quite make sense. I had fun drawing it though and I guess it's not to boring to look at.

Sketchy Ketchup

It's a couple of Ketchup sketches. I just watched Drag me to Hell, which was awesome, and it made me want to draw some gory and violent pictures, but I haven't got to it yet. But man that girl in the movie just couldn't go five minutes without getting something gross in her mouth.

That's right he's back and feeling good, every one's favorite demon... Ketchup! But being as how I've never posted him before, many of you might not know about him or his awesomeness. But those of you who do I can only assume you are overjoyed. Those that don't know him Ketchup is I nice guy who usually hangs out with Erin and the little imp guy from the first post. His left eye is supposed to be a little more yellow but what are you gonna do, well other then make it right the first time you do it.

Tiny Little Evil Guy

Okay I'm being lame today and posting something old. That little gross guy sitting there for whatever reason reminded me of the Sesame Street character tiny little super guy. For those who don't know, he was a friendly little guy that was a picture living on a cup. He went around the kitchen helping out the other object and instilling good morale values. So what I decided was this little guy (the one above) could be his arch enemy. Everyone needs an arch enemy it spices things up and more often then not results in a weekly tv show. I thought my guy could travel the kitchen on a half filled rum class causing trouble and being a jerk.

Spooky

KABOOM! It's an owl looking at a mouse, which might be stating the obvious. But if I were the kinda guy who loved betting, I'd put my money on the mouse.

The owl looks old and wise but more likely to peck you to death and eat your eyes then share his knowledge. But if you think about it all owls are evil. I mean think about the Tootsie Pop owl. That bastard totally stole that kid's lollipop. And always asking "who" and then you tell them but they don't care they just keep asking. Oh and one time while going on a family walk in the forest and owl shot my father. Evil.

Unless they're a stuffed animals of course.

Tastse Like Chicken

Remember when you were a kid and had to walk home from school, but then all the sudden a vicious dinosaur jumps out of the bushes and eats one of your friends. That was really terrible, but kinda funny. Those were the days, so much so I commemorated it as a picture.

The next picture is a little something for the fellas. I tried a new technique for coloring this one, and halfway through had an Epiphany about coloring, but figured I would apply it later to something else, being as how I was already halfway through it.

And here's the final one for today. I thought we should all take a moment to reflect on the plight of the endangered Chinese Chicken Fish. Do to it's popularity in stick form this animal's numbers have been rapidly decreasing. Sorry to end on such a sad note, but sometimes reality is harsh and depressing, but luckily the Internet exists and we are able to get the word out before it's to late.

If a Bear Poops in the Woods Does Anyone Hear it?

Alright I was inspired to make new work. Not totally new, an old sketch but freshly colored. It's been awhile since I finished a picture and it was nice to do. And what better to kick it off with then one of gods majestic creatures. I was filled with the mighty power of awesome accomplishment so I went the extra mile and colored yet another picture. A big fat gross minotaur also known as Man-Bull-Cow. Another of Gods beautiful creatures, that is until Theseus traveled the world butchering them all in order to make the perfect hamburger. Which of course was pointless because once they were all dead.. well you just couldn't make anymore. Although I hear Red Robins just might have a trick up their sleeve.

You've Picked it So Don't Flick It

Alright here it goes. I'm going to start with some old stuff and hopefully I'll become less lazy and busy (mostly less lazy) and start making all kinds of new stuff. It's taking me awhile to write this because of the whole lazy thing, I keep stopping to eat dinosaur chicken nuggets, but I'm back on track now. So here's a couple pictures, I figured I would throw in a little variety. So here's a scary monster, that will hopefully be around more, just not under my bed.

The next picture is of a nice friendly lion who was originally planned for a kid's story with some other friendly animals on some kind of lame adventure, but I soon lost interest upon realizing that I can come up with a story I like but have a hard time writing out all the little details that make it a story.

Okay and now here's a lady who seems like she would be a festive picture to post around Easter, however I missed that boat so better late then never. Happy Easter! The other reason she is a good pick is because of the finger pointing. I makes me laugh, because being the mature adult I am it makes me think "Pull my finger" and then the back of her dress would wave with the breeze. Hopefully you enjoyed this post and don't feel as if I just wasted a portion of your life. Because if you do feel that way you're out of luck it's mine now and you can't have it back. But on the other hand if you did enjoy this then good. And even better news is there will be more to come, but keep in mind that whole I'm lazy business I spoke of earlier.