70's Bush

My wife and I each drew a Sketchy Sketches card and had to go all out and make what we picked. I got 70's bush and drew this, time can only tell what she will be making. Our cards were secret from one another. 

Quick Ed

Everyone was still asleep, so I quickly made Ed.

Ladies Penguin

It's Ed being a ladies man.

Oh God!!!

A T-Rex giving head gone wrong was the answer that I was hoping for. So I drew it anyway. Youch!

Plush Ketchup!

My wife made me a stuffed Ketchup. Very cool, but he is a little sharp to keep in the bed. Unless that is what you are into.

His Cat Friend

Well a staggering amount of votes came pouring in and people demanded the cat. Turns out that is what Ketchup was looking at.

Ketch...up

What' he looking at?

Tree Monster

It's a spooky tree, who likes to go around at night and rub his scratchy fingers on children's windows, while casting frightening moonlight shadows.  

The Devil's Croquet Mallet

I sold my soul, so I could play a mean game of croquet!

Purple

Purple Hair with purple lines I think I might like colored lines.

Smell My Finger.

Hey...

Smell my finger.

He roams around aimlessly trying to get people to take a whiff. Oddly enough not a lot of takers.

Penis Genie

All it takes is a little rub!

The problem with a penis genie is you usually waste your first wish on a napkin. This picture was inspired by an old sketchbook picture of my wife's. Eventually she is going to make her own version of this nonsense.

Cuntie Monster

Hey kids and ladies, it's Cuntie Monster! The loving and pleasuring monster everyone wants to meet.

I wanted to add audio to this but I guess photoshop can't do that, in CS3 anyway. I think I'm supposed to use flash, but I never have. I installed it though, a step in the right direction. So as you watch this think "num num num num!" Enjoy.

DickChoo and Tuna

Here are some pictures that came out of one of my wife's sketchbooks I defiled. 

Not to shabby. 

The Aftermath

Ed drank to much so now his head hurts and he has some unexplained bruises, maybe from tripping on a fan or falling off a bench. He doesn't remember.

Penguins Can't Hold Their Booze

Ed is celebrating being an embroidery.

Forkwonk Smarfwart

This Guy is an astro pimp chillin with Brandy and Ron. And to clarify that is a shot-glass behind his hand not a shield, he is small, and my wife thought it was a shield

Brandy

She is one of the bad spacehookers usually accompanied by Ron Catillac.

Felt Ed

My wife made me an embroidered felt version of Ed. Pretty sweet. I felt it on the Raneo!

Father Son Outting

What a shitty catch! Man animals are gross along with the owner of the toilet.