Cannibalism

A pop tart enjoying a pop tart!

South Pole Santa

My son insists if there's a Santa on the north pole then there's one on the south also.

Seems like sound logic.

My Cuts

Another one

My Cuts Are Factory

Yard Yahtzee

Some wicked big dice I made.

Saftey Meeting

Some Sketches done at a saftey meeting.

Long Tongue Hooker

With and without shadows, I forgot the first time.

Kids These Days

Cock Opener

Let me whip this out and pop off your...

cap.

It's a tool, bottle opener to be specifically. I made it for a Christmas time Yankee swap.

More Sketches

Sketches

Here are some sketches. Nothing finished and pretty but this will have to do.

Ow My Balls!

I started a second much needed blog for the world. It consists of a man who seems to have cursed balls, which I would say is worse then blue balls. Check it out.

http://owballs.blogspot.com/

And I'll try and update this blog with some non-ball related posts. Or at least a different person's balls.

Santa' Balls

Santa's Balls, the next Sketchy Sketches card I drew. Santa and his balls are kind of funny but I thought I would spice it up a little bit. Oh and here is my wife's picture from the previous round. It was shit head.

 



Fat Hairy Demon

He is fat hairy and a demon.

 I would also imagine he likes to stab people in the ass with his pitchfork.

70's Bush

My wife and I each drew a Sketchy Sketches card and had to go all out and make what we picked. I got 70's bush and drew this, time can only tell what she will be making. Our cards were secret from one another. 

Quick Ed

Everyone was still asleep, so I quickly made Ed.

Ladies Penguin

It's Ed being a ladies man.

Oh God!!!

A T-Rex giving head gone wrong was the answer that I was hoping for. So I drew it anyway. Youch!

Plush Ketchup!

My wife made me a stuffed Ketchup. Very cool, but he is a little sharp to keep in the bed. Unless that is what you are into.

His Cat Friend

Well a staggering amount of votes came pouring in and people demanded the cat. Turns out that is what Ketchup was looking at.