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What' he looking at?

Tree Monster

It's a spooky tree, who likes to go around at night and rub his scratchy fingers on children's windows, while casting frightening moonlight shadows.  

The Devil's Croquet Mallet

I sold my soul, so I could play a mean game of croquet!

Purple

Purple Hair with purple lines I think I might like colored lines.

Smell My Finger.

Hey...

Smell my finger.

He roams around aimlessly trying to get people to take a whiff. Oddly enough not a lot of takers.

Penis Genie

All it takes is a little rub!

The problem with a penis genie is you usually waste your first wish on a napkin. This picture was inspired by an old sketchbook picture of my wife's. Eventually she is going to make her own version of this nonsense.

Cuntie Monster

Hey kids and ladies, it's Cuntie Monster! The loving and pleasuring monster everyone wants to meet.

I wanted to add audio to this but I guess photoshop can't do that, in CS3 anyway. I think I'm supposed to use flash, but I never have. I installed it though, a step in the right direction. So as you watch this think "num num num num!" Enjoy.

DickChoo and Tuna

Here are some pictures that came out of one of my wife's sketchbooks I defiled. 

Not to shabby. 

The Aftermath

Ed drank to much so now his head hurts and he has some unexplained bruises, maybe from tripping on a fan or falling off a bench. He doesn't remember.

Penguins Can't Hold Their Booze

Ed is celebrating being an embroidery.

Forkwonk Smarfwart

This Guy is an astro pimp chillin with Brandy and Ron. And to clarify that is a shot-glass behind his hand not a shield, he is small, and my wife thought it was a shield

Brandy

She is one of the bad spacehookers usually accompanied by Ron Catillac.

Felt Ed

My wife made me an embroidered felt version of Ed. Pretty sweet. I felt it on the Raneo!

Father Son Outting

What a shitty catch! Man animals are gross along with the owner of the toilet.

100th Post!

For my 100th post I thought I'd put a little razzmatazz on here.

Old Ketchup and Erin

As the title says it's a picture of... well read the title.

Enh Cyclopes

Here is a picture of a Cyclopes, it's a little crappy but it is the first picture that I did 100% with my tablet. I also made the mistake of using a rough edged brush.

Erin Failure

Here is an animated gif. file, that I got mad at. It kept coming out all grainy and shitty, so this is the best I was able to manage, but the quality still seems crappy.

ButtHoleOdon

This little fella is from the Stinkozoic Era. Archaeologist will often use dogs to sniff out the smelly fossilized remains. It is also theorized the ButtHoleOdon used it mighty roar the defend itself form predators. This roar was strengthened by the thick green vegetation it ate.

The Teddy Bear Poopnic

Teddy bears poop out their stuffing.