Santa' Balls

Santa's Balls, the next Sketchy Sketches card I drew. Santa and his balls are kind of funny but I thought I would spice it up a little bit. Oh and here is my wife's picture from the previous round. It was shit head.

 



Fat Hairy Demon

He is fat hairy and a demon.

 I would also imagine he likes to stab people in the ass with his pitchfork.

70's Bush

My wife and I each drew a Sketchy Sketches card and had to go all out and make what we picked. I got 70's bush and drew this, time can only tell what she will be making. Our cards were secret from one another. 

Quick Ed

Everyone was still asleep, so I quickly made Ed.

Ladies Penguin

It's Ed being a ladies man.

Oh God!!!

A T-Rex giving head gone wrong was the answer that I was hoping for. So I drew it anyway. Youch!

Plush Ketchup!

My wife made me a stuffed Ketchup. Very cool, but he is a little sharp to keep in the bed. Unless that is what you are into.

His Cat Friend

Well a staggering amount of votes came pouring in and people demanded the cat. Turns out that is what Ketchup was looking at.

Ketch...up

What' he looking at?

Tree Monster

It's a spooky tree, who likes to go around at night and rub his scratchy fingers on children's windows, while casting frightening moonlight shadows.  

The Devil's Croquet Mallet

I sold my soul, so I could play a mean game of croquet!

Purple

Purple Hair with purple lines I think I might like colored lines.

Smell My Finger.

Hey...

Smell my finger.

He roams around aimlessly trying to get people to take a whiff. Oddly enough not a lot of takers.

Penis Genie

All it takes is a little rub!

The problem with a penis genie is you usually waste your first wish on a napkin. This picture was inspired by an old sketchbook picture of my wife's. Eventually she is going to make her own version of this nonsense.